30 Funny Nicknames for Post-Surgery Breasts and Chests
For Those Who Have Single Mastectomy:
4. The Lonely Mountain
This is for all The Lord of the Rings fans out there who also happened to have a single mastectomy. You might also be able to use The Two Towers if you later get a prosthetic or have reconstruction.
5. The Fraternal Twins
6. Tip & Dip
Do you still have one natural nipple but your reconstructed breast is flat? Meet Tip and Dip. Or Tippy and Dippy. Tipsy and Dipsy… Okay I’m stopping now…