30 Funny Nicknames for Post-Surgery Breasts and Chests

For Those Who Have Single Mastectomy:


4. The Lonely Mountain

This is for all The Lord of the Rings fans out there who also happened to have a single mastectomy. You might also be able to use The Two Towers if you later get a prosthetic or have reconstruction.

5. The Fraternal Twins

6. Tip & Dip

Do you still have one natural nipple but your reconstructed breast is flat? Meet Tip and Dip. Or Tippy and Dippy. Tipsy and Dipsy… Okay I’m stopping now…

Photo: AdobeStock/Africa Studio
Photo: AdobeStock/Africa Studio

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